August 2011
18 posts
I’d like to thank my piece of shit car for overheating exactly 1 block away from my apartment. Good timing!
There are tears streaming down my face from laughing at this episode of Parks and Rec. I can’t believe I didn’t watch this show sooner.
Just ravished some Penny’s Noodles. I love when I’m too lazy to cook then remember I have some good ass leftovers in the fridge. #score
Got held over at work…so much for going out for my friend’s birthday :/
I know my uniform is frumpy but DAMN!!
Just watched a teaser for the new season of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and it looks amazing! I’m excited for September.
I just screamed & almost ran over 5 pedestrians trying to get into the gas station when I saw 3.87 on the Shell sign. #TOOexcited
“What You Know” by Two Door Cinema Club is my freakin’ jam. I love the hell out of this song!
Damn! Record amount of runs and calls this weekend at Lolla! This is why I didn’t work it. I wouldn’t have had the patience.
Wait HOLD UP! Where’s my fucking cupcake? Someone yanked that shit. Not cool!!!!
I’m not going to be winning any awards for speeches anytime soon. Lol #awkward
RT @_CallMeBE Have a seat #pancake Ahahhahahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!! Flat ass bitch!
Happy Birthday Mr. President! Seriously the amount of August birthdays is out of control…
Come at me Aragon! Come at me bro! The set up sucks so does the sound. And your bartenders are WACK! #hater
Are Kings of Leon really trying to say Caleb needs “vocal rest”? Ya he needs a rest from all that booze going down his throat. #rehab
Yo dispatch, hurry up and tell me where i’m sleeping…I mean posting for now. #workinghardORhardlyworking
Maybe at the stroke of midnight when I turn 25, I’ll miraculously mature and acquire a dynamic personality. #onecanonlyhope
So many limos in my neighborhood right now. Paul McCartney fans must be ballers!