December 2011
12 posts
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Dec 27th
Just saw Mission Impossible 4. It actually was pretty entertaining! I especially liked the 3 second Sawyer cameo. Lol #LOSTIE4LIFE
Dec 26th
Mel Gibson’s ex-wife was awarded 425 million in their divorce settlement!I’d let him call me sugar tits all day everyday for that amount lbr
Dec 25th
How is Ben STILL in that house after all that has happened!? #AmericanHorrorStory
Dec 22nd
It’s sad that 42 is warm to me now.
Dec 19th
Hey snow I have a lot of shit to do today, can you stop please? 
Dec 18th
If I don’t get my Christmas bonus this check I’m going to cry ugly tears.
Dec 16th
Chicago is a trending topic in…Chicago. Apparently this city is really, really vain.
Dec 15th
I KNOW this dude in the movie I’m watching did NOT just say “knockin’ da boots.” Did I magically get transported back to the 90’s??
Dec 13th
I hhhaaaaAAAAAAATTE airport calls with a PASSION!
Dec 10th
I’m literally curled in the fetal position in the back of the ambulance praying she doesn’t spot me. Damn my partner for calling off!!!! >:(
Dec 9th
Just beat my TIVO into submission. Maybe now it will stop suggesting wack ass shows….Glee? The Biggest Loser? Is my TIVO calling me fat?
Dec 9th