December 2011
12 posts
RT @DonaldGlover: RT @dannypudi: Merry Christmas. http://t.co/NrdKvJyt
Just saw Mission Impossible 4. It actually was pretty entertaining! I especially liked the 3 second Sawyer cameo. Lol #LOSTIE4LIFE
Mel Gibson’s ex-wife was awarded 425 million in their divorce settlement!I’d let him call me sugar tits all day everyday for that amount lbr
How is Ben STILL in that house after all that has happened!? #AmericanHorrorStory
It’s sad that 42 is warm to me now.
Hey snow I have a lot of shit to do today, can you stop please?
If I don’t get my Christmas bonus this check I’m going to cry ugly tears.
Chicago is a trending topic in…Chicago. Apparently this city is really, really vain.
I KNOW this dude in the movie I’m watching did NOT just say “knockin’ da boots.” Did I magically get transported back to the 90’s??
I hhhaaaaAAAAAAATTE airport calls with a PASSION!
I’m literally curled in the fetal position in the back of the ambulance praying she doesn’t spot me. Damn my partner for calling off!!!! >:(
Just beat my TIVO into submission. Maybe now it will stop suggesting wack ass shows….Glee? The Biggest Loser? Is my TIVO calling me fat?
November 2011
20 posts
LMAO this mall has a Proactive vending machine! http://t.co/8BLliAND
What a fucking cowardly moron! An old guy? REALLY? SMH “Teen charged in video recorded attack at downtown ‘L’ station http://t.co/H3HOdI6l”
RT @GUBLERNATION: Photo: shemar loves me http://t.co/lMZboXC5
OoooooooOooooohhh!!! NGL I love this show. “@DonaldGlover: I’m on REGULAR SHOW tonight on Cartoon Network. Don’t be dumb.”
I like scruffy Drake better. It makes him look more manly. *changes channel*
Ummmmm Fremont St is the shit. So entertaining. I think I like it more than the strip! #LasVegas
Riding around Vegoose with @shawnaboomboom blasting The Papercut Chronicles II. 8 bucks well spent. I love it! @gymclassheroes
Vegas baby! Vegas baby!! Why do people keep asking me shit tho? I’m wearing a giant ass Illinois hoodie in an airport. I ain’t from here!
I thought my computer was talking to me and jumped like 4 feet in the air! Logic goes out the window when you’re on like 2 hrs of sleep. lol
Soooo by Wednesday morning I will have worked 40 hrs since Sunday evening. I’m setting my uniform on fire tomorrow.
Andrea you dumb ass bish!!!!! #TheWalkingDead I get WAY too in to this show. They need to make the women less unbearable like NOW. lol
Happy Veterans Day! The citizens of this country truly appreciate everything you’ve done/the sacrifices that have been made! #111111
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Evanston Women's History Project →
*Stands up and claps* I just randomly stumbled upon this website while surfing the internet today. This is great. I grew up in Evanston and love that this site is dedicated to the role women played in shaping the community. I’ll represent the north side until I die. I’ll be forever grateful that I was able to grow up in a diverse community with so many great opportunities &...
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I just spit out my drink laughing at The Boondocks!! I did a real life spit take. #gross This show is stupid funny.
I love Chris Taylor for doing an interview drunk with the dudes from Twin Shadow and Neon Indian. Amusing #ReasonsWhyILikeGrizzlyBear
What’s this white stuff falling from the sky?!?!? SAY IT AIN’T SOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! You stop that right now Chicago weather!
HEY OOOHHH I’m out this B in a week!!! Going from freezing cold weather to luke warm. Lol. This vacation needs to come faster…
August 2011
18 posts
I’d like to thank my piece of shit car for overheating exactly 1 block away from my apartment. Good timing!
There are tears streaming down my face from laughing at this episode of Parks and Rec. I can’t believe I didn’t watch this show sooner.
Just ravished some Penny’s Noodles. I love when I’m too lazy to cook then remember I have some good ass leftovers in the fridge. #score
Got held over at work…so much for going out for my friend’s birthday :/
I know my uniform is frumpy but DAMN!!
Just watched a teaser for the new season of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and it looks amazing! I’m excited for September.
I just screamed & almost ran over 5 pedestrians trying to get into the gas station when I saw 3.87 on the Shell sign. #TOOexcited
“What You Know” by Two Door Cinema Club is my freakin’ jam. I love the hell out of this song!
Damn! Record amount of runs and calls this weekend at Lolla! This is why I didn’t work it. I wouldn’t have had the patience.
Wait HOLD UP! Where’s my fucking cupcake? Someone yanked that shit. Not cool!!!!
I’m not going to be winning any awards for speeches anytime soon. Lol #awkward
RT @_CallMeBE Have a seat #pancake Ahahhahahahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!! Flat ass bitch!
Happy Birthday Mr. President! Seriously the amount of August birthdays is out of control…
Come at me Aragon! Come at me bro! The set up sucks so does the sound. And your bartenders are WACK! #hater
Are Kings of Leon really trying to say Caleb needs “vocal rest”? Ya he needs a rest from all that booze going down his throat. #rehab
Yo dispatch, hurry up and tell me where i’m sleeping…I mean posting for now. #workinghardORhardlyworking
Maybe at the stroke of midnight when I turn 25, I’ll miraculously mature and acquire a dynamic personality. #onecanonlyhope
So many limos in my neighborhood right now. Paul McCartney fans must be ballers!