I'm only a woman of flesh and bone

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Just saw Mission Impossible 4. It actually was pretty entertaining! I especially liked the 3 second Sawyer cameo. Lol #LOSTIE4LIFE

Mel Gibson’s ex-wife was awarded 425 million in their divorce settlement!I’d let him call me sugar tits all day everyday for that amount lbr

How is Ben STILL in that house after all that has happened!? #AmericanHorrorStory

It’s sad that 42 is warm to me now.

Hey snow I have a lot of shit to do today, can you stop please? 

If I don’t get my Christmas bonus this check I’m going to cry ugly tears.

Chicago is a trending topic in…Chicago. Apparently this city is really, really vain.

I KNOW this dude in the movie I’m watching did NOT just say “knockin’ da boots.” Did I magically get transported back to the 90’s??

I hhhaaaaAAAAAAATTE airport calls with a PASSION!